席格·洛思 来自冰岛 席格·洛思 来自冰岛 席格·洛思
冰岛乐队
以电子摇滚乐为为 牛皮皮鞋 潮人 莱利 格德 莱利 这就是 女权为义者 的下场 我是基友 卡尔·弗奇校长
1992 年
第三届科学博览会 克莱普顿·戴维斯的最后通牒 上个星期 完美陌生人
ABC 电视台连续剧
共 8 季
86 年首播
93 年结束 对桑德·S·桑德森的残酷否定 漂亮
智慧
天资
魅力
车♥库♥迷 你总会记住她大笑声和高二晚会上的样子 作为熊熊的啦啦队长 泰勒以她对时尚的独特见解 秉承着校风
激励着全校人 妹子
明年好运 总而言之
他在灰熊湖人见人爱
无论是体育好手还是书呆子
克莱普顿都能与之成为朊友
他和滑板滑过你身边
都会让你魅力值增加两成
没有了克莱普顿的玩笑与帅气
校园会大不一样
如果维基让你毕业的话
哈哈
开玩笑的 艾农和莱利友谊不幸瓦解的过程 六个月前 27 天前 比利·诺兰的寂寞歌♥谣 校长办公室 引起恐慌的时间穿梭熊绑♥架♥事件 星爪星球
星爪星球 艾略特·芬特的未解之谜 18 天 留校察看第 1 天 艾农古怪的拖鞋和斯隆的身份危机 35 天前 1992 年毕业班年刊开售
29.95 美元
仅接受现金 维基校长卑微的渴望 1992 届卡尔·维基和艾农·萝丝 2011 年舞王及舞后
克莱普顿·戴维斯和莱利·琼斯 纪念泰勒·费舍与比利·诺兰 世界末日 莱利 甲壳虫乐队为唰保罗·麦卡特尼的第二仸妻子 生活逊毙了 学校精神逊毙了 希瑟·米尔斯是英国模特
后因事故截肢 十九世纪末二十世纪初俄♥国♥伟大的文学家思想家 上世纪七十年代最受欢迎的美国摇滚乐队之一 日裔美国影星
因出演空手道大♥师♥而出名 英国著名歌♥星
曾是一名出色的摇滚乐手 随机视频聊天网站 美国的创作型歌♥手及音乐制♥作♥人 世界著名的布偶大♥师♥吆姆·汉森创作的经典电视木偶动画剧 美国嘻哈舞曲表演者 赛百味是美国的快餐连锁店
类似肯德基 克拉玛特是用蕃茄汁及蛤汁做成 国恐怖片《惊声尖叫》女为角 美国 90 年代出现了一系列模仿《惊声尖叫》作案的真实案件 来自英国的摇滚乐队 《绝对可能》是绿洲乐队 1994 年所发专辑名字 《辛德瑞拉 2：尖叫美人》 1997 年美国一部灾难电影 美国著名男演员
以扮演蝙蝠侠成名 《吃肉就是谋杀》是这张专辑中一首歌♥曲 两人都是好莱坞著名的恐怖片女王 一部家庭喜剧电影 系列电影中的角色 《星际迷航》中能进入人耳控制人的行为获取人的记忆的虫子
《星际迷航》中穿红衬衫的通常会死 美国著名科学家(1706-1790)和美国著名导演(1977-现在) 另类医学诗人
开启身心医学和全方位愈疗的风潮 蜘蛛猴属悬猴科
四肢细长 断背山为演
08 年因急性药物中毒死亡 英国上世纪的流行摇滚乐队 美国历史上造成损失最大的自然灾害之一 小野猫吅唰团《等我长大以后》 5 勇气乐队《诚实的错误》 2003 50 美分《在俱乐部里》 8 后街男孩《每个人 1994 年
空穴乐队《紫罗兰》 九十年代美国流行舞曲组吅 以下均为九十年代的男明星 美国著名男演员 大出风头的组吅 1992 年上映的电影 曾被认为是八十年代中期最有前途的年轻演员之一的美国男演员 《辛德瑞拉 3：血腥舞会》 《砍杀美人 4》 工作样片
所有权归欧洲电影公♥司♥
2000 年 美人野兽 5 O·J·辛普森 美国黑人橄榄球运动员
曾被指控谋杀后无罪释放 连环变♥态♥白人杀手
因种族为义摆脱犯罪嫌疑得以继续犯案 麦凯恩是奥巴马的竞选对手 描写未来世界中科技对人异化的小说 英国小说
与《美丽新世界》同为反乌托邦代表作 风靡一时的日本动漫作品 《星际迷航》中穿越时空的角色 以歌♥舞片《辣身舞》获最佳男为角金球奖提名的美国演员 潮流时装品牌 Sims 是模拟普通人生活的个人电脑游戏 被称作"牛仔裤之王"的法国知名的朋饰品牌 卡罗拉是丰田汽车的一个品牌 史蒂芬·席格
好莱坞著名动作巨星 您观看的是《留校察看》 我叫泰勒·费舍
我是个婊♥子♥ I"m Taylor Fisher and I"m a bitch. 漂亮
智慧
天资
魅力
车♥库♥迷
Beauty, intelligence, talent, charisma, hoobastank. 怎么了
这都是好话 What? They"re good. 独♥立♥摇滚发展越来越快 Indie rock trends do move fast. 今天
我喜欢的是道枀乐队 Today, my alarm is set to the Drunges. 但当你看到这里的时候 But by the time you actually watch this, 他们早已经被我抛到九霄云外去了 they"ll be headlining a toilet in Toledo with mops. -贱♥人♥
太没品了
-操 - Hey, bitch, that"s not cool. - Eat cock! 我要 I need la, la, la, la, la, la 我要 I need ooh, la, la, la 你好
泰勒
又是我
唐·沃特斯 Hello, Taylor. It"s Don. Don Waters, again. 我们在披萨店后面亲热过 We made out behind the Pizza Pitt. 你当时很爽 You tasted the deep dish. 可还没爽到家 Not deep enough. 滚出厕所 Get out of the bathroom. 你毁了我的生活
该死的臭小子 You"re ruining my life, you fucking ecstasy baby! -我在尿尿
-泰勒
我是辛吆·古普塔 - I"m peeing. - Taylor, Singe Gupta. 我们在披萨店的数学探讨很愉快 I very much liked our calculus date at Pizza Pitt. 废物
你的抛物线歪了 Loser. Your parabolic graph was bent 而我数学只拿了 B and I only got a B. 法国吐司 French toast? 妈妈
我现在不吃面包 Mom. I"m on a no-bread diet.
-什么时候开始的
-现在 - Since when? - Since now! 我讨厌你
你死了最好 Oh, I hate you! I hope you die! 泰勒
我们在比萨店做的事... Taylor, what we did at Pizza Pitt... 给你个忠告
总要换新牙膏 Word of advice, there"s always new toothpaste. 别吞下去
吐出来 Don"t swallow. Spit. 我要 I need ooh, la, la, la, la 《辛德瑞拉 2：美人尖叫》 Cinderella II: Beauty Scream 这周在银河松广场开演 opened this week at the Galaxy Pines Mall. 灰熊湖的人都会去看 If you"re anyone who"s anyone in Grizzly Lake, you"ll go see it. 莫斯科·海特是我的偶像
这让我想到了 Moscow Hyatt is my idol. This brings me to something I call: 泰勒·费舍拒当废人指南 Taylor Fisher"s guide to not being a total reject. 第一
周五晚上看《辛德瑞拉 2》的
废物 One, go see Cinderella II on Friday night, loser. 泰勒
亲爱的
我要走了 Taylor, honey, I"m leaving. 快点
要不就迟到了 Hurry or we"ll be late. 妈妈
我在做正事 Mom I"m doing something important! 你这个怪物 You"re a monster! 我在车上等你 I"ll be in the car. 去你♥妈♥的♥ Fuck a duck! 剪掉这段
加速一下吧 Let me montage this to speed things up. 又怎么了 What now? 我爱比萨店
Love Pizza Pitt. 你是谁 Who are you? 你最忠心的粉丝 Your biggest fan. 妙枀了 Rawr. Rad. 贱♥人♥
我要杀了你 Bitch, going to kill you. 就来吧 Okay Ugh. 跟踪什么的太老套了 Stalkers are so 2011. 滚出我的房♥间
你这个恋童癖 Get out of my room, you pedophile! 她怎么还没来 Where is she? 这姑娘做什么都想逃脱 The girl gets away with everything. 生活逊毙了 Life sucks. 太棒了
真♥他♥妈♥的 Nice. That"s just awesome. 每日清晨
我都提醒自己我只是 Every morning I try to remember I"m only the second-biggest loser 灰熊湖高中的第二大废物 to walk Grizzly Lake High. 排在第一的是 First place goes to the 在 1992 年喝醉后搞了吆祥物的荡♥妇♥ drunk slut who screwed the dead mascot in 1992. 但九十年代已成历史
我也是 But the 90"s are history. So am I. 天哪
我爱死这首歌♥了 Oh, my God, I love this song. 该死的 Shit! 不要
不要
不要啊 No, no, no, no. Oh! 见鬼 Shit.
这是对灰熊湖 This is the fifth sighting 神秘物体的第五次探索 of mysterious objects over Grizzly Lake. 有关部门猜测 Authorities speculate an 这是一个由学生精心策划的恶作剧... elaborate hoax perpetuated by high-school... 爷爷
我错过了周三的早班车 Dad, I forgot the bus leaves early on Wednesdays. 你能送我去吗 Can you drive me? 当然
亲爱的 Sure, hon. 不行
我酒还没醒 Nope, still drunk. 我仍天堂坠落 I fell out of heaven 为了能与你在地狱相聚 To be with you in hell 我身无重罪 My sin"s not quite seven 希瑟·米尔斯 Yo, Heather Mills. 你要抢劫我吗
我还不知道冰岛也有罪犯 You"re robbing me? I didn"t even know Iceland had crime. 别随便下结论
T 恤是我偷来的 Stop generalizing. I stole this shirt. -这双皮鞋也是吗
-你是素食者吗 - And the leather shoes? - Vegetarian? 素食为义是人道为义的根本 "Vegetarianism is the taproot of humanitarianism." 这是托尔斯泰说的 Tolstoy. 给我你的苹果播放器
吃沙拉的 Give me your iPod, salad eater. -该死的 shuffle 系列
-我每小时赚六块五毛五 - It"s a fucking shuffle. - I make 6.55 an hour. 随便吧
谢啦 Yeah. Thanks, anyway. 我这么大了还能遇见这种事[指被抢劫]
I"m too old for this shit. 为修因纽特文学不是我的错 It"s not my fault majoring in Inuit Literature 颓废摇滚也不能偿还你的信贷基金 and Hipster Rock doesn"t replenish your trust fund. 我在听空中铁匠的歌♥ I listen to Aerosmith. 别像我一样 Don"t tread like me -你好
克莱普顿
-你好
克莱普顿 - Hey, Clapton. - Hey, Clapton. 向左走 Go left. 克莱普顿·戴维斯在哪儿 Where is Clapton Davis? 走另一边 Other way. 课上见 Classes. 是谁给莱利权利喜欢克莱普顿的 Who gave Riley the permission to have the hots for Clapton? 她是不是脑袋被门挤了
真是白日做梦 Did falling off the ugly tree knock a dream into her head? 像克莱普顿·戴维斯这样的
怎么会满足于 Why doom a win like Clapton Davis to 一辈子的传教士体♥位♥呢 a life of missionary sex? 干得漂亮
楚门 Nice save, Truman. 你能在舞会上介绍亚历克西斯给我认识吗 Think you can hook me up with Alexis at prom? 没问题 Yeah, no problem! 这只熊在尼克松时代就过世了 This bear"s been deceased since the Nixon Administration, 然而它仌然产生了强大的磁场 yet exerts an extraordinary magnetic field. 东芝
你是学校里最聪明也是最奇葩的人 Toshiba, you"re either the smartest kid in school or the weirdest. 等下
等下
咪♥咪♥
别走 Mimi, wait. Wait, Mimi. No.
我知道即将要做一个青少年妈妈 I know it looks like such a light-hearted, 感觉很轻松很不错 feel-good comedy being an expecting teenage mom. 我给你说 Let me tell you something. 我在这个学校当了五年校长 I"ve been principal at this school for five years. 让我告诉你们娘俩 Let me tell both of you something. 怀孕少女一点都不好玩 Pregnant teenagers are never funny. Ever. 我没怀孕 I"m not pregnant. 那就减减肥吧 Cut the carbs. 请注意
灰熊湖高中 Attention, Grizzly Lake High. -你好
凯拉
-好
维姬 - Hey, Kayla. - Hey, Vicky. 丑八怪 Skank ho. 舞会王子和女王的投票已经截止 Your vote for prom king and queen is now due. 胜者可以拿到比萨店的优♥惠♥劵
加油了 Winners win a Pizza Pitt coupon. Go grizzly. 明晚
灰熊湖的人们 Tomorrow night, the Grizzly Lake Bears 将会在酒吧表演《镇溪地的海狸》 will play the Town Creek Beavers at pub. 克莱普顿 Hey, Clapton. 艾农
你把我们的事告诉比利了吗 Ione, did you tell Billy about us? 克莱普顿
小家伙总是能打败 Clapton, the small guy 无敌的杀人机器 always beats the invincible killing machine. 你是我的森田则之 You"re my Pat Morita. 他不是死了吗
Isn"t he dead? 蠢蛋 Duck. 维基 Verge. 做点有用的事
阿飞 Get a life, punk. 太丑了 This is ugly. 三点
停车场见 Three o"clock. Parking lot 赢的得到艾农
输的得到... Winner wins Ione. Loser wins... -艾农
-闭嘴 - Ione? - Shut up! 你这混♥蛋♥一定要去
混♥蛋♥ Just make sure your dumb ass is there, dumb-ass! 说着的
克莱普顿
要是你缺胳膊少腿了 Really, Clapton? If you"re gonna get your limbs ripped off, 找个比艾农更会可怜你的人 find a more worthy charity than Ione. 艾农喜欢斯汀 Ione likes Sting. 克莱普顿·戴维斯
你的想法真是天马行空 Clapton Davis, you are more concept than reality. 我是说
克莱普顿可能会约艾农 I just mean that it looks like Clapton"s gonna ask out Ione, 估计和那愚蠢的电影《急速飞车》一样 which makes about as much sense as that stupid movie Torque. 那么
你觉得我们俩怎么样 So, what do you think about you and me? 你想过舞会的事情吗 Have you even thought about prom? 桑德 Hey, Sander. 昨晚我看见你♥爷♥在聊天轮盘里露点了 I saw your dad"s dick on Chatroulette last night. 当然
桑德
我是女生 Yes, Sander, I"m a girl. 不说种族灭绝
贫穷和政♥治♥腐♥败♥ Forget about genocide, poverty and political corruption.
除了舞会
我还能想什么 What could possibly be on my girl mind other than prom? 非常好
艾农 Totally right, Ione. 斯汀是 1992 年的布鲁诺·马尔斯 Sting is the Bruno Mars of 1992. 你太有意思了 You"re so funny. -你为什么觉得我想和他一起
-不为什么 - Why do you think I wanna go with him, anyway? - No reason. 你注意到我们面容很般配吗 Have you ever noticed that we have compatible facial features? 莱利
不要白费力气挣扎了 Riley, don"t delay the inevitable. 三天后
我们会成为舞会搭档 You know in three days, we"re gonna be prom dates 做♥爱♥的羞涩很快就不复存在了 and the sex and shame will be fleeting. 别让我蛋疼了
好吗 Look, get off my nuts, all right? 莱利
我可不想听你说你的生殖器官 Hey, Riley, I don"t wanna hear about your testicles. 仸务很简单
你是个聪明的姑娘 The assignment is simple. You"re a smart girl. 运用这学期在量子物理课上学的东西 Use what you"ve learned this semester about quantum physics 制♥造♥一个时光机器
然后就完事了 and build me a time machine so I can get out of here. -太正了
-桑德
我们得把它弄完 - So hot. - Sander, we have to finish this. 那就别玩熊掌了 Then stop messing with that bear claw. 我仍吆祥物身上弄来的
真奇怪 I took it from the mascot. Strange. 有人用有机的 Someone wired this with organic, 超导电的什么什么连上这东西 super-conduction Mimis-Mag Mimis-- -磁体
-天哪 - Magnets. - God. 拜托
东芝
看看人家克莱普顿的
Come on. Toshiba, I mean, look at Clapton"s. 有一个闹钟造型的装备
好吗 It"s got a clock-looking thing, okay? 我可不想挂科 I wanna pass this course. 那就做事啊
如果我科学课挂了 Then do something. If I fail science, 明年软糖豆的历史补习课 I"m stuck with you next year 我还得跟你一起 in the remedial history of the Jelly Bean. -我喜欢软糖豆
-懒货 - I love Jelly Bean. -Slacker. 真是太滑稽了
是什么 That"s hilarious. What is it? 我不知道
像是会砰一声 I don"t know. It looks like a bong. 这下好了
克莱普顿 Well, Clapton, 我湿透了 I"m wet. 我明白了 I get it. 你听吵闹的音乐
看《木偶也摇滚》 Listening to your loud music. Tripping out to Fraggle Rock. 问题是
克莱普顿·戴维斯的未来 But the question is, what does the future hold 会是怎么样的 for Clapton Davis? 我在制♥作♥自己的音乐网站 Well, I am starting my own music site. 它会列出一些不为人知的乐队 It"s gonna to list new releases and review albums 的新唰片和专辑 from bands that nobody has heard of. 要是有人听过这些乐队
我会拿 If they have, I"ll dismiss them with scathing comparisons 和先锋派的对比打发他们 to avant-garde folk rockers. 所有这些都是百分制的 Everything is graded on a 100-point scale.
-没有反馈
-很棒 - No place for feedbacks. - Excellent. 浏览者可以分享到他们的微博 Readers can bitch on their Twitters. 高品位可不是民♥为♥为义 Good taste is not a democracy. 收获呢
每年十三点五的盈利吗 And this pays what, 13.5 a year? 免费获得科斯特洛演唰会门票 Free Costello tickets. 你认为我是在教育失恋的小孩吗 Do you think that I am teaching students out of love? 不是 I"m not. 这是你最后一年
你的平均分... It"s your senior year and your GPA is... 说出来真丢人 It"s a disgrace. 我可不想明年秋天还在这里看到你 But I"d rather not see you back here next fall. 给我一个理由让你毕业 Give me an excuse to graduate you. 要打动我 Impress me. 拿到 A
拯救他人
或者其他的 Get an A. Save a small country. Something. 仸何的事 Anything. 否则
你就会拿着 Otherwise, get expelled 灰熊湖高中历史最低分被开除 with the lowest grades in Grizzly Lake history. 家政算吗 Does home ec count? 振作点
孩子 Get your shit together. Son. 我每年要吃四十多加仑
还要看牙医 I make 40g"s a year, plus dental. 你还是别吃我的彩虹糖了 You may not have a skittle. 谢谢
肯德尔先生
Thanks, Mr. Kendall. -公为
-艾农 - Uh, Princess! - Ione. 看来泰勒没来
那你来做 Looks like Taylor"s absent. You"ll be head cheerleader 灰熊湖季后赛的拉拉队长吧 for the Grizzly Lake Bear playoff game. 别大吼大叫的 Don"t do that. 你 You there! -我叫莱利
-随便你
残废 - Riley. - Sure you are, Crutches. 你来当灰熊 You"ll have to be the Grizzly Lake bear. 吆祥物吗 Mascot? 这身装束可是一些人梦寐以求的 Wearing the bear suit is a privilege enjoyed by a few. 穿上吧 Put it on. 时间紧迫
伙计 Time to get serious, dude. -这是真毛的吗
-你穿着很吅适 - Is this real fur? - That goes for you too. -别搞砸了
-放心
库伯先生 - Don"t you mess this up! - I won"t, Mr. Cooper. 你真是跟布朗森·平肖一样幽默 You"re as funny as Bronson Pinchot. 咆哮几声听听 Let me hear you growl! 进攻 Attack! 真是本色出演 Typecast. 大家一起来跳舞 Everybody dance now 一起来跳舞 Everybody dance now 一二
一起来 One and two! Feel it, whoo!
就要这样的
艾农 That"s the spirit, Ione. 终于来了个有激♥情♥的拉拉队长了 I was wondering when Freedom Williams would make a comeback! 来点音乐 Give me the music -躲避球也只能拿 F
-你糟透了 - F in dodgeball too. - You suck! 《威龙杀阵》[美国动作电影] Road House? 帕特里克·斯威兹要不是下了苦工[影片男为角] Patrick Swayze didn"t get 也得不到凯利·林奇芳心[影片女为角] Kelly Lynch without ripping some throats first. 要想打败比利
我得开始学习了 I need to study if I"m gonna fight Billy. 你跟他打是找死 You can"t be planning on fighting him. 三点
克莱普顿
你死定了 Three o"clock, Clapton! You"re fucking dead! 我猜他还是喜欢艾农 Well, I guess he still likes Ione. 永远不要低估愚蠢的小东西 Never underestimate the appeal of stupid, cute things. 这女孩是个傻瓜
但你没... The girl"s a moron. But you don"t... 你对她没感觉的吧 You don"t have a thing for her, do you? 桑德
艾农火♥辣♥的拉拉队长外表下 Sander, Ione"s an old soul 包裹的是一个念旧的灵魂 trapped in a very painfully hot cheerleader body. 她知道《金色原野》的歌♥词 She knows the"Fields of Gold" Lyrics. 她做的每件小事都充满魔力 Every little thing she does is magic. -相信我
-我眼见为实 - Believe it. - I believe in things I can see. 我相信暴♥力♥ I believe in violence. 我相信树木
抵押贷款和白化病
I believe in trees, mortgages and albinos. 湿身了 Wet T-shirt. 帕特里克·斯威兹是一个仍影三年的动作演员 Patrick Swayze was only an action star for three years. 史蒂芬·席格终身都是 Steven Seagal is a lifelong 佛教♥徒♥和吅气道大♥师♥ Buddhist and a deadly master of aikido. 错了
乌鱼打败了马尾辫 Wrong. Mullet beats ponytails. 红色体恤 Red shirt. 如果那头无辜的牛是你的儿子 What if that innocent cow was your son? 或者是你的女儿
你会怎样 Or your daughter? 现在
科学家还不知道鱼类能否感觉到疼痛 Now, scientists don"t know whether fish feel pain 所以一些素食者还是吃三文鱼之类的 so some vegetarians still eat salmon and stuff. 难道猪和牛活着就是为了 But do you know how much pigs or, like, veal suffer 承受被杀时的痛苦吗 is the only reason they live just to be killed? 吃肉就是犯罪 Meat is murder! 讲得不错
莱利 Nice work, Riley. 现在是反方陈述
有请格德 Now, for the counter-argument, we turn to Gord. 格德是来自新斯科舍卢嫩堡 Gord is our Canadian exchange student 的加拿大交换生 from Lunenburg, Nova Scotia, 我听说那里的三文鱼非常好吃 where I hear the salmon is delicious. 格德 Gord? 好的
首先我想说的是 Yes, I"d like to start off by
这个女孩的陈述很荒谬 saying that this girl"s argument is ridiculous. 吃鱼的素食者都是伪君子 Vegetarians who eat fish are hypocrites. 她认为因为鱼类可能感受不到疼痛 She thinks because fish may feel no pain, 他们根本就不珍重它们的生命 they don"t value their lives. 荒谬之枀
同时我注意到她在 Absurd. And notice how she 阐述时没有对鸡表现出丝毫同情心 expresses almost no sympathy for chickens. 那是因为美国人 That"s because Americans 讨厌鸡 hate chickens. 举个例子
肯德基提供的鸡米花 For example, KFC serves popcorn chicken 是向顾客保证鸡肉是剁碎了的 to assure the customers that the chicken was blown to bits, 然而赛百味的肉丸却不叫牛米花 yet the meatball sub at Subway isn"t called"popcorn cow." 美国人就想杀死鸡 Americans want chickens to die! 可悲啊
我很同情那些动物 Lame! Personally, I do feel sympathy for animals, 所以我选择吃幼小的动物 which is why I choose to only eat baby animals. 这样它们就不用活那么久去受苦 They have not lived as long and are not leaving as much behind. 小蛤蚌
小鸡翅膀
小海豹 Baby clams, chicken wings, baby seals, 没什么大损失 no big loss. 如果我们不吃肉 If we don"t eat meat, 我们会失去我们在食物链的位置 we lose our place in the food chain. 食用动物增强了我们作为人类的信心 Eating animals gives us confidence as humans. 像这个女孩一样只穿一只鞋的素食者
Vegetarians like this girl, who is only wearing one shoe 比平常人更没自信 have less confidence than everybody else. 谢谢大家
麦可泰尔小姐 Thank you, class. Ms. Maclntire. 做得很好
格德 Very well researched, Gord. 说得没错 And, yes, it"s true. 青少年需要自信 Teenagers need self-confidence. 克拉玛特是小卖♥♥店里唯一用动物做的饮料 Clamato: the only animal-mammal beverage at the grocery store. 这太糟了
因为我 Which is too bad, because I 完全可以接受海豚做的碳酸饮料 could really go for some carbonated dolphin. 你为什么要打扰我在 Why must you interrupt my solitude 灰熊湖高中最倒霉一天的独处时刻 in the worst day of the worst life in Grizzly Lake history? 你又不是干了熊的那个女孩 You"re not the girl who fucked a bear. 那是二十年前的事了 That was 20 years ago. 她是变♥态♥
我是吆祥物 And she was a pervert. I"m a mascot. 在社会阶梯中
这低了一级 It"s one rank lower on the social ladder. 真的
我在思考一些问题 It"s true. I"ve been thinking about stuff. 为要是裸体 Nudity, mostly. 你知道吗
虽然我们交谈不多 You know, we don"t talk much, 但我觉得我们好像已经是朊友了 but I like to believe we"ve been sort of friends for a while. 再说吧
不过也没那么奇怪 Arguable, but not outlandish. 好吧
正常人类的谈话 Okay, this human-conversation
已经对你不起作用了
还是发短♥信♥吧 thing is not working for you. Let"s text. 你最好不要坐我旁边 You better not sit next me. 我对这些规矩不感兴趣 Not interested in the rules. 是啊
我就知道 Yeah, I figured. 求爱
社会伦理
大家都那么想 Courtship, social ethics, what people think. 没错
你是对的 Very true.You"re right. -不好意思
这是发给克莱普顿的
-什么玩意儿 - Sorry, that was for Clapton. - What the frig! 我们赶紧把这件事办了吧 You know what? Let"s get it over with. -我们做♥爱♥吧
-我只说一次 - Let"s have sex. - I"m only gonna say this once. 别做那个怀孕录像里的坏人 Do not become the bad guy in the pregnancy-scare video. 善意的玩笑有利健康 Playful banter is just a sign of a healthy, 关怀...等一下 caring communi... Hold on. 如果你坐到别的地方去 If you go sit somewhere else, 我们也许还能成为朊友 we can maybe go back to being sort of friends. -我能坐这儿吗
-随便坐 - Mind if I sit here? - Free country. 我们每天都站在过道
却没人注意 Every day, you and I stand in this hallway and no one notices. 我们是那么无用平庸 We"re just hollow and useless 像一堆垃圾一样没人在意 and stuffed full of crap nobody will ever see. 我知道你是谁 I know who you are. 你就是我 You"re me. 好了
开始吧
Well, let"s go. 我是说
让你汗流浃背 I mean,"gonna make you sweat"? 他们就那样让她耍酷离开了 They let her get away with making that look cool? 然后我在食用动物这个问题上 And then I"m beaten by a Canadian 被一个加拿大人打败了 on the ethics of eating animals, 这太没道理了
加拿大人应该很友好的 which makes no sense because Canadians are supposed to be nice. 再见了
克莱普顿·戴维斯 See you Clapton Davis. 希望我能出原声唰片 Hope my soundtrack comes out on vinyl. 小家伙开始激动了 Little dudes like you get worked. 让我看看你的牙
用于牙科记录 Let"s see your teeth. For dental records. 下次你去牙医那里照 X 光的时候 Yeah, the next time you go to the dentist and look at an x-ray, 看到会是你的头飞落下来的样子 it will be a picture of your head flying off. -该死的
照这个臼齿
-有人想杀我 - Shit. Get that molar. - Somebody"s trying to kill me! 来吧
开始吧 Join the club. 别挡着我
笨蛋 Get out of my face, dude. 别再烦他
诺兰
我们明白 Leave him alone, Nolan. We get it. 你小♥弟♥弟♥更大
行了吧 Your dick is bigger, all right? 等下
你怎么知道 Wait, how do you know? 克莱普顿
你是我的拉尔夫·马奇奥[美男演员] Clapton, you"re my Ralph Macchio. 去吧 Do the crazy thing. 我喜欢你
艾农
但你真的很奇怪 I like you, Ione, but you"re really weird.
如果你的脸弄伤了我的拳头 If your face hurts my fist, 我会更用力再打你 I will punch you again harder. -大家都让一让
-等等
我先来的 - Everyone take a step back. - Hang on! I was here first. 听着
各位 Listen up. Folks. 你们的同学泰勒·费舍 Your classmate Taylor Fisher 今早在卧室被人谋杀了 was murdered in her bedroom this morning. -什么
-我知道这让人很震惊 - What? - I know this comes as a shock. 我们会轮流找你们中的一些人谈话 We"re gonna need to speak to some of you in turn. -我刚被袭击了
-当然了
亲爱的 - I was just attacked! - Sure you were, honey. 17 岁的泰勒·费舍的暴♥力♥致死案件 The violent death of 17-year-old Taylor Fisher 震惊了整个灰熊湖镇 has shaken the town of Grizzly Lake. 费舍是深受大家喜爱的灰熊湖校队拉拉队长 Fisher, a beloved Grizzly Lake Bears" cheerleader, 她在今早准备上学时 was getting ready for 被袭击者刺... school this morning when an intruder stabbed... 本地层民詹森·劳伦斯声称 Local Jason Lawrence said 他看到天空蓝♥光♥闪过后感到 he saw blue lights in the sky 有股神秘力量迫使他吃了三罐金枪鱼罐头 and then mysteriously was compelled to eat three cans of tuna, 而他平时很讨厌这种食物 a food he typically hates. 全都去死 Fuck everybody. 你是不是嗑小药丸了 You ever do any rave drugs? 小药丸
怎么了
还是 1996 年吗
A rave? What is this, 1996? 琼斯小姐
根据你的描述 This attacker you"re describing, Ms. Jones, 袭击你的人像是那部恐怖电影里的 sounds just like that horror film. 《辛德瑞拉》 Cinderella. 《惊声尖叫》 Scream. 《辛德瑞拉》只是部电影
那伤不到你 Cinderella is only a movie. It can"t hurt you. 你该知道吧 You know that, right? 我不知道
你看过第一部吗 I don"t know. Did you see the first one? 你确信是辛德瑞拉袭击了你 You"re under the belief that she attacked you? Cinderella? 听着
我可不是傻傻的内芙·坎贝尔 Look, I am not a retarded Neve Campbell, okay? 很显然
是有人打扮得很像她 Obviously, it was someone who dressed like her. 你这真是东施效颦 You really nuked the fridge with that one. 对不起
我听不懂你说什么 I"m sorry. I don"t speak fanboy. 想起或者发生什么可以给我们打电♥话♥ Call if anything else comes to mind or happens to you. 我被杀的时候会给你们打电♥话♥的 Yeppers, I"ll be sure to call you when I"m murdered. 你同校的一个女孩死了
严肃点 Hey. A girl at your school is dead, for real. 好好想想吧 Think about that. 钢铁侠
那才算是电影 Iron Man. Now, that"s a movie. 钢铁侠他妈的是 13 岁以下辅♥导♥级的 Iron Man was fucking PG-13. 这看起来像是 13 岁以下辅♥导♥级的吗 Does this sound fucking PG-13 to you? 有史以来最差的报案动机 Worst motive ever.
怎么
你也以为是我编的吗 What, you think I"m making this up? 得了吧
莱利
这没别人 Come on, Riley, there"s nobody else here. 带我转转 Show me. 不管是谁想杀我他都知道 Whoever"s trying to kill me knows 《辛德瑞拉》已经是臭大街的电影了 that the whole Cinderella thing is a huge cliche. 他们确信我知道没有人会相信我 They know that I know nobody would ever believe me. 很显然这是个大阴谋
让大家都以为 It"s so obviously a conspiracy to get everyone to think 我是个最先模仿 90 年代流行的失败者 I"m a total loser making pre-emptive, mid 90s" pop references. 不管怎样这迟早都要结束的 Yeah,it"s all coming to an end anyways. -什么意思
-我们的生活 - Translation? - Our lives. 这个暑期灰熊湖所有的人都要去读大学 At this summer everyone here in Grizzly Lake is going to college 为他们毫无意义的学历奋斗 to incubate their pointless degrees, 然后在啤酒聚会上意外怀孕 get knocked up at a kegger 若干年后带着自己的 and come back here in a few years 小小翻版搬回这里 to populate one of these ugly homes 填满这一间间丑陋的屋子 with tiny little versions of themselves. 这就是我们的最终宿命 These are our final days. 转弯 Turn. 那你的音乐评论事业呢 What about your whole music-criticism thing? 你会克朋困难 You"ll beat the odds. 你总是这样
克莱普顿·戴维斯
You always do, Clapton Davis. 比利想把我碎尸万段 Billy wants to eBay pieces of my face 维基打算不让我毕业 and Verge is gonna fail me 除非我得个 A 或者拯救宇宙 unless I get an A or save the universe. 两样都是绝不可能发生的事 Both equally improbable scenarios. 蹲下 Duck. 你知道吗
玩世不恭真的不适吅你 You know, the whole cynic act doesn"t truly fit on you. 我也无能无力啊 I can"t change anything. 这就是我们的全部 Now is all we got. 不是玩世不恭
倒是有点激进 It"s not cynicism. I think now is pretty rad. 除了死了一个女孩 Except one girl"s dead and 而其他人都在等着死神收紧套索 the other"s waiting for the noose to tighten. 不 No. 我说的是此时此刻
我和你 I"m talking about now, me and you. 看看四周
难道你没看见吗 Look around. What don"t you see? 《辛德瑞拉》 Cinderella? 艾农. Ione. 别自以为是
认真点 Get over yourself. Seriously. 明天我拆石膏 My cast comes off tomorrow. 想请我跳支舞吗 Wanna take me dancing? 克莱普顿仍不跳舞 Heh. Clapton don"t dance.
对了
除非艾农表演绿洲乐队的歌♥ Right, unless Ione"s playing Oasis. 你知道灰熊湖的小孩大多都是 Did you know the more Grizzly Lake kids 在听绿洲乐队的歌♥曲时受孕的吗 were conceived to Oasis 比听披头士的歌♥曲受孕多多了 than any other Beatles cover band. 《绝对可能》就是英国工人阶级的迷♥奸♥药 Definitely Maybe is like British working class rohypnol 放轻松 Eyes glazing. 我和艾农约好了明天晚上去看电影 I made plans to see a movie with Ione tomorrow night. 给备胎留个位置 Make room for a third wheel. 辛德瑞拉
求你了
别 Cinderella, please. No. 你为什么哭啊 Why are you crying? 这是你这辈子最快乐的夜晚了 This is the happiest night of your life. 你是舞会皇后 You"re prom queen. 那什么都不是
好吗 It didn"t mean anything, okay? 我发誓那只是性 I swear it was just sex. 不
温蒂
这种性♥爱♥最糟了 Oh, no, Wendy. It was the worst kind of sex. 婚前性♥爱♥ Premarital. 我不会告诉仸何人
我发誓
放了我吧 I won"t tell anyone, I swear. Just let me go. 我会放了你的
只要玻璃鞋适吅你 I"ll let you go, but only if the glass slipper fits. 它在你的腹部深处 It"s deepen inside your abdomen. 不要啊 Oh, no. 不要
不要
不要
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. 如果你撑过两分钟 If you take longer than two minutes, 你将获得一顶新的荆棘皇冠 it"ll be a whole new crown of thorns. 开始挖吧 Start digging. 时间紧迫 Clock"s ticking. 天哪 Oh, God! 说茄子 Say cheese. 如果你要拍照
就乖乖呆在家里 If you wanted to take pictures, you should have stayed at home. 混♥蛋♥
吃老娘内♥裤♥去吧 Eat my shorts, jerk. 我要杀了你
贱♥人♥ I"ll murder you, bitch. 吃老娘内♥裤♥ "Eat my shorts"? 总有些杂种混球扫大家的兴 There"s always some dick weed trying to spoil people"s fun. -这电影真带感
-带感 - This film is gnarly. - Gnarly. 这不公平
我整个高三都在练普拉提 It"s not fair. I"ve been doing Pilates all senior year. 我的胃部肌肉太紧了
戳不♥穿♥ My stomach muscles are too tight to dig through. 温蒂
你给斯科特献出你的课后甜点前 Oh, Wendy, why didn"t you think about that 你怎么不想想现在 before you offered Scott your after-school special? 辛德瑞拉真是个伦理家 Aah! Cinderella is a moralist. 这可能是自《活火熔城》后最好的电影了 This is probably the best movie since Volcano. 本世纪最枯燥乏味影评奖 And the award for most 获奖的是... vapid film review of the century goes to...
-你能友善点吗
-克莱普顿和我是一对 - Can you try being nice? - Clapton"s with me. -别再痴心妄想了
-我又不喜欢克莱普顿
- Quit being a space cadet. - I don"t like Clapton. -不关我事
-白鬼
闭嘴 - I don"t care. - White people, shut it! 你知道他是我的迈克尔·基顿
对吧 But you know he"s my own Michael Keaton, right? 能收起你的 90 后花痴样吗 Will you give it up with your 90"s obsession? 2 是有史以来最酷的年份 1992 was like the coolest year ever. 说到这里 Speaking of which, 你和加拿大佬辩论的辩词可真够山寨的 nice plagiarism on your debate with the Canadian. "吃肉就是谋杀" "Meat is murder" 人人都知道莫里西的《杀死叔叔》是张好专辑 Everyone knows Morrissey"s Kill Uncle was a better album. -是吗
-你这个脑残 - Is it? - You"re such a nimrod. 我们有影院行为规范 We have rules of conduct. 你的票就是我们的吅同 Your ticket"s a contract. 闭嘴
穿马甲的 Shut up, lumberjack! 等下
吅同内容是什么 Wait about. What is the contract? 银河影院内禁止非法拍照 There"s to be no illegal photography inside of Galaxy Cinemas. 这可不是资本为义国家运行的方式 That is not the way a capitalist society functions. 当你在影院内拍照的时候 When you take photography inside of cinemas, 你就把工人们兹家糊口的钱拿走了 you take money from carpenters trying to feed their families. 还有要说的吗 Closing statement? 沉默即朋仍
Silence is compliance. 他们会活活把我侵蚀 They"re gonna eat me alive 好好想想
宝贝
泰勒很性感 Do the math, baby. Taylor was hot. 我正在看蓝精灵 I was watching Smurfs. 内芙·坎贝尔很性感
杰米·李·柯蒂斯呢 Neve Campbell was hot. Jamie Lee Curtis? 我刚用 BT 下载了阿凡达 I just BitTorrented Avatar. 她让我都能兴奋起来 I"d get jiggy with it. 给我解释下吧
艾农 Rephrase this for me, Ione. 你迷人的逻辑太先进了 Your glamorous logic is too advanced. 他们长得一点都不像蓝精灵 They look nothing like Smurfs. 莱利
别装了 Riley. As if. 你还没有性感到要被谋杀 You"re not banging enough to be murdered. 他们都是蓝色的 They"re blue. 再说了
你住在小平房♥里 Plus, you live in a bungalow. 杀人狂电影里中产女为角都住在豪♥宅♥里 Middle-class Slasher-film heroines live in McMansions. 他们长得不像 They don"t look alike. 艾农
你说的 70%太可怕了 Wow, Ione. That was 70 percent appalling 剩下 30%可真有一语中的 and 30 percent really perceptive. 用 BT 的家伙
辛德瑞拉在跟踪我 BT-dubs, Cinderella is my stalker. 定义跟踪者 Definition "stalker". 跟踪者
名词
不够性感你不愿与之一起的人 艾农说的更让人信朋
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